You might live in the country if...

• You can't get broadband or DSL internet.
• You have to read your own electric meter and then calculate your own bill.
• Your trash service man owns uses his own truck for garbage pick-up.
• You have a giant propane tank by the side of house.
• Your church leader owns 20,000 - 30,000 rounds of ammunition.
• Your friends can pay off their mortgage by selling their guns.
• You can shoot a 30-06 on your own property.
• The stores in town don't sell pita bread or Fresca.
• You see deer just outside your window almost everyday.